What's up fuckers?! Bossman has been on my ass since I only have written one blog in the history of the Take, so I thought "fuck it" let me write about my peoples holiday.
2020 will go down as the worst St. Patrick's day ever. All the bars are closed and my girl isn't about the "kiss me I'm Irish" bit. Don't worry about me though, my right hand will keep me company tonight. I'm Irish and I'm proud and if you don't believe me just look at the beard and (or) pubes.
Since there's no big celebration going on tonight, I want to give a shout out to the Irish!
The Irish are fucking sexy! Look at Conor McGregor's girl Dee Devlin. I would walk 20 miles in 100-degree weather just for the chance to have her queef on me. She is a BABE. (Conor is pretty sexy himself)
I myself am also a very sexy Irish man, and I just want Dee to know if Conor ever cheats on her, I'll be there with a shoulder to cry on.
Happy St. Patty's Day you Fucks!
- Love Bubba