Don't know what a Bidet is? Enjoy Wikipedia's friendly and appropriate definition of it:
Remember when you would be called a psycho for owning one of these? When it was just people in Asia and super ruch people that owned them? Yeah, it was fun making fun of them for owning something so preposterous...
Until NOW. These people knew that their hardships would eventually lead to victories. The day we live in a paperless world is the day that Bidet owners clime to the top of the totem pole. And that day happens to be today with this stupid toilet paper shortage.
So credit to you bidet owners, I hope you are enjoying it. You've earned it