Hey y'all, I'm Dev.
Oh hey how are ya, my name's Dev and I guess you'd say I'm the newest guy here at 10,000 Takes. Let me get a few things out of the way first. I'm a diehard Minnesota (pro) sports fan because apparently I hate myself. I guess Minneosta Sports didn't cause me enough heartache and stress, cuz I decided to go to Auburn University, home of the Cardiac Cats errr...Tigers. I love long walks on the beach....wait, wrong bio post.
After almost 9 years south of the Mason Dixon, I'll be bringing a little bit of good ol' boy to this place even though I'm from Eden Prairie, not country at all, and I'm pretty sure Bubba called dibs on being the good ol' boy.
For the 4% of you remaining after reading that I'm from EP, I currently live in North Carolina with my wife and puppy, Minnie (as in Minnie-Sota, yeah I know, I'm homesick, leave me alone)
I know what you're thinking, "Dev, that's the cutest puppy we've ever seen AND she has a great name. Why the hell should we give a shit what else you have to say??"
I get it. It's fair. I played my strongest hand first. But if you stick around, I can promise that I'll eventually tell the story about the time I beat* Randy Moss in a rap battle, I will tell you all about how I am physically incapable of eating chicken wings without dying, and more.
I'll even give you my takes on everything, whether you like them or not. If you like a guy who can riff off pop culture references, talk shit about sports, and appreciate some bad humor, I'm your guy. Tell your friends. If that's not really your speed, tell your enemies.
It's a pleasure to be here, and I'm looking forward to contributing.