LOS ANGELES: Lizzo had an absolute HAY DAY at the Lakers vs. Timberwolves game:
I know both of these tweets are from Bubba, so we'll will dive into his weird obsession with Lizzo in a separate blog.
Lizzo is ALL IN on trying to bone KAT. You heard that sassy "Uuuummhhmmmm" followed up with a "thats my baby". She is LOCKED IN on him. The way I see it, she basically said fuck the Minnesota Vikings, I'm on to the Minnesota Timberwolves. Wearing a thin dress that exposes your entire ass in a public stadium filled with innocent people and young children is the ultimate power move. But who knows, maybe KAT is secretly into that (beauty is in the eye of the beholder).
On top of that, she knew damn well that someone was going to notice her and give her that crucial air time on FSN where she would profess her love for the all mighty Timberwolve's center:
But hey Lizzo, shoot your shot. KAT happens to be dating a supermodel, but just because there is a defender doesn't mean you can't dunk right? (I'm not promoting cheating, but you know how some of those athletes are).
And KAT should think this one over. DNA tests have proven that Lizzo is 100% "That Bitch" so I don't even think this is a decision for him. Plus she offers numerous benefits including but not limited to: "You coulda had a bad bitch, non-committal, Help you with your career just a little". The Wolves need everything they can take, so if she can help him get consistent triple-doubles, I'm all for it.
But when the decision comes if he wants to pursue her or not, he better not text her and tell it straight to her face, or she might just turn around and drop a banger about him. So I would advise you look the fuck out if you want to go down that road.
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