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Russian Children Don't Fuck Around (Video)

Russia doesn't fuck around and they are training their children for war. Don't believe me? Just watch the video below:



There are so many things going on in this video that I find absolutely astonishing. I don't even know where to start, so I'm just going to list them out one by one:

  • What a great backdoor save by the goalie, I feel like its getting lost in all of this

  • #46 is a fucking savage, after he gets robbed he just starts taking all of that Putin-level anger out on the defensemen.

  • I love how enthusiastic the commentator is the whole time (pretty sure I heard a Conor McGregor reference in there), you know if Joe Buck was calling this game he would be calling it an "Absolutely disgusting act"

  • These refs are the shit, just picking up and throwing these little shits around

  • After all of the fighting everyone involved just went to the penalty box, are you kidding me?! In America, these kids would have been suspended for the rest of the year, not just given a single penalty

  • My favorite part of this whole video is when the commentator started laughing his ass off as all the kids were getting escorted to the penalty box, you just know he was absolutely hammered

This video has become my 2nd favorite Russian hockey video ever. I think it's going to be impossible to top the best Russian hockey video of all time:


You just know someone was killed because of this.


* This article is a joke and not intended to be political in any way, so if you have any problems with it please feel free to fuck off. *

- Wags