The Cat is Out of the Bag
Not more than a few hours ago I posted a blog introducing myself as the newest member of the team. You readers are a more clever than I gave you credit for. There has been speculation about why I was really brought on and apparently you guys have figured it out.
That's right, everyone's least favorite part of The BUBBA Breakdown, has found himself in some hot water. Bubba is currently in jail. We don't know if he's going to get out. I'm not sure telling the judge that he has to record a podcast is going to do the trick.
It's probably unlikely he can come up with any bail money. Brokeass. The first rule of breaking the law is making sure you have some bail money stashed away. Unfortunately, Bubba gambled his away trying to win enough money to buy a tiger. What a moron. He watched that fucking tiger show and thought to himself, "these people are awesome, I'm gonna be like them." Jesus fucking Christ.
We don't have a copy of the mugshot yet, but it probably looks a lot like this.
While attorney-client privilege prevents me from disclosing the details, I can tell you that the most serious charges involve a European diplomat (you'd never guess which one) and the weirdest charges involve a large quantity of bootlegged Colombian condoms. What an idiot.
Stay tuned for updates on this developing situation. Feel free to donate to The Bubba Bail and Legal Defense Fund. #FreeBubba