The Gophers Need to Get JD Spielman, STAT!

As you may have heard, Nebraska's stud wide receiver, JD Spielman has parted ways with the Nebraksa Cornhuskers and has entered the transfer portal. PJ Fleck better hop on this faster than Nebraska fans convincing themselves Scott Frost will win the Huskers a national title next season (Bit of an exaggeration you say? I don't think so! Husker fans are obsessed with Scott Frost despite doing nothing in his first two years!)

The guy lead the Huskers in receiving by a longshot with nearly 900 yards last season. Could you even imagine him and Rashod Bateman on the field at the same time? That would be potent!

Now I know there is all this speculation BS circulating the mainstream sports outlets questioning whether he will actually come here, does it makes sense, is it a good fit, why it is or isn't a good fit, blah blah blah blah. I am going to cut right through all the sludge and just say it: THIS IS A NO-BRAINER! GET HIM ON THE ROSTER, NOW!

No questions asked! Nothing needs to be discussed or debated! Just get the dude on the team. A) He's an elite receiver, B) he would be a perfect fit for PJ's system, C) the Gophers would be dangerous, D) he would fill a gap in the offense left by Tyler Johnson.

It's kind of like the saying "take the money and run." Sure, there may be cons (if any at all), but don't question it! He has proven countless times to be an excellent football player that can make a huge impact on the field.


Row the Boat! Ski-U-Mah! Go Gophers!

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