• Zepper

NFL Schedule Release Is Going To Cure Our Boredom

Happy day 589,354,658 of quarantine. We're all so bored that we're doing shit like this:

WELL BE BORED NO LONGER, SPORTS FANS!!!!!! THE EVENT OF THE YEAR HAPPENS TOMORROW!!!!


That's right folks, the thing we've been looking forward to for so long is finally about to happen!!! It's finally here, the 2020....*checks notes*....NFL schedule release?

Damn...when people are excited for this and making predictions on Twitter, you know they must be bored out of their fucking minds. Zooch said it best:


"Corona has had most people so bored that the highlight of their week is a schedule release for a season that may never happen anyway."


People are going CRAZY for a damn SCHEDULE RELEASE! Not even finding out what teams you play, just finding out the order of the games! I even found a Twitter account dedicated to leaking the schedule:

I guess Korean baseball at one in the morning isn't keeping us occupied enough, even with a mascot named swole daddy...

Please, sports gods, bring hockey/basketball/baseball back... I can't get excited about a schedule release, and I can't waste my time scrolling Twitter and TikTok much longer...



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