Turns Out Plugging A Charger Into Your Penis DOES NOT Make It Larger
This is one of those conversations you never thought you would have until it actually happens. Take a look at this X-RAY:
(CNN) An Indian man who went to hospital with abdominal pain had inserted a mobile phone charger cable into his penis, a doctor who treated him told CNN on Monday.The man visited a hospital in northeastern India last month, claiming he had ingested some earphones, said Dr. Walliul Islam, a general surgeon at the hospital. But when the cord didn't appear despite the patient being prescribed laxatives, doctors resorted to surgery.
We were all wondering if it works, and this guy was our guinea pig.
Seriously speaking though, this man legitimately shoved a phone charger in his cock and expected a different result. And we're talking about the same psychopath who decided to swallow a pair of headphones last month. You'd think he would learn that technology hasn't quite reached the point where you can just insert inside of yourself but it's 2020, I guess you have to remind people. Excited to see what he does when the next Apple smart stylus comes out on Black Friday!
Also I love how he went to the hospital for "Abdominal pain". Thats why you decided to go to the hospital??? How about the burning pain between your legs? Did you not think that the phone charger had anything to do with that?
My definition of weird shit that people do has just reached a new level. You really just can't make this stuff up.