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What Questions Does Diggs Want To Ask Rick???

So by now, we've all seen the latest mysterious Diggs tweet. Since being traded last month, it's understandable that the former Vikings receiver may have some questions for the man who traded him, Vikings GM Rick Spielman.

Well, I asked some sources and was actually able to get a list of the questions Diggs wants and I gotta say... I did not see these coming. Brace yourself, it's quite a list.

  • What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

  • Have you ever been to the boundary waters?

  • What shows have you been watching during quarantine?

  • Did you ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

  • What's your favorite movie?

  • Is a hot dog a sandwich?

  • Who's your favorite SNL cast member of all time?

  • Do you prefer a beach trip or a trip to the mountains?

  • Did you celebrate 4/20 yesterday?

  • Would you host a PPV party if they did McGregor vs Mayweather 2?

  • What's the name of the street you grew up on?

  • MJ or LeBron?

  • Did Carole Baskin kill her husband and feed him to tigers?

  • What's your favorite brewery in town?

  • What's your favorite brewery out of town?

  • Do LSU fans smell like corn dogs?

  • What's your middle name?

  • What is one thing you recently learned that you're embarrassed you didn't learn sooner?

  • What's your spirit animal?

  • Did you ever play World of Warcraft? Why or why not?

  • What's your favorite quote from the film Step Brothers?

  • Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife, you gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go.

  • Is cereal soup?

  • What's your mother's maiden name?

  • Do you prefer Friends or The Office?

  • What's the funniest Wi-Fi name you've ever seen?

  • What's the most ridiculous fun fact you know?

  • Did you know kangaroos can't hop backwards?

  • What's the funniest joke you know by heart?

  • What's your social security number?

  • What combination of items could you buy that would make the cashier most uncomfortable?

  • What's your favorite type of cheese?

  • If you could only have one type of beverage for the rest of your life besides coffee and water, what would you pick?

  • What's the best insult you've ever heard a player say on the field or in a meeting?

  • If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?

  • What would be the worst Buy One Get One sale of all time?

  • If you could replace the casting of one part in any movie with Danny DeVito, and the rest of the movie was exactly the same, which part would you cast him in?

  • What was the name of your fifth grade teacher?

  • If your five year old self suddenly woke up in your current body, what would be the first thing five year old Rick would do?

  • If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince the staff you were actually sane and get out?

  • A wizard shows up at your door tomorrow morning and says he is going to either teleport you 400 years into the past or 4000 years into the future, which do you go with and why?

  • What are your thoughts on the Ship of Theseus thought experiment? Is the ship the same?

  • If you step on a crack, do you really break yo momma's back?

  • If you're at a wedding, what killer dance moves are you busting out?

  • Who's your favorite stand up comedian of all time?

  • What's your ATM PIN?

  • How many zombies do you think you've killed?

Wait a sec, that last one's a little weird. Oh, silly me. These questions aren't for Rick Spielman. They're for Rick Grimes.

Classic Diggs.

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